~Twisted-Bat

List the first 15 songz in ur media player and write 'in my pants' after the title

But.....my ITunes is all alphabetically in order D8 IPOD SHUFFLE TIME!

Skillet - Angels Fall Down in my pants (( Those perverts ;_; ))

Evanescence - My Last Breath in my pants (( Ewwwww. That sounds wrong. ))

Hoobastank - Unaffected in my pants (( Evil laundry thought it could take on ma pants. ))

Nickleback - Photograph in my pants (( Stop taking pictured of my pants! ))

Nightwish - Amaranth in my pants

Sierra Studios - Adagio for Strings in my pants (( There's an orchestra in my pants? ))

Nightwish - The Poet and the Pendulum in my pants (( EGADS D8 The poet is doing something peeeerrrvyyyyyy ;_; ))

Breaking Benjamin - Dance with the Devil in my pants (( This sounds like a sexual reference. Hehehe. ))

Rammstein - Du Riechst so Gut in my pants (( Stop stealong ma perfume and get out of my pants D< ))

Alvin and the Chipmunks - The Real Slim Shady in my pants (( So that's where he went 8o ))

Nightwish - Long Lost Love in my pants (( And that's where he went o_o ))

Skillet - Whispers in the Dark in my pants (( So that's where the voices are coming from!! ))

Evanescence - Fly away in my pants (( Gimme back my pants!!! >< ))

Hoobastank - From the Heart in my pants

Rammstein - Laichzeit in my pants


....That was odd.

A question to all: Who hasn't joined BloodSport but wanted to?

.....That's about it.

Anybody on there? I'm bored out of my freaking mind

._. Nobody's online....noooboooddyyyyyy *Tumbleweed drifts by*

c: Quiz time! Stolen from ~crystalofchaos If she sees this, make note I left you absolutely nothing >.>

Level 1
(x) said LOL out loud
(x) forgotten your own age
(x) tried to lick your elbo

SO FAR: 3

Level 2
() said the wrong name in bed
() had unprotected sex
() hurt yourself sexing
() sexed yourself hurting

SO FAR: 3. I dun have sex 8D

Level 3
(x) Licked your toe
() Licked a frozen pole
() Licked a dog bone
() Licked a dog

SO FAR: 4

Level 4
(x) drank old milk
() drank milk right from a cow
() ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
() drank Qwik right from the brown cow
() pushed a cow over

SO FAR: 5

Level 5
() Eaten bugs
() Eaten garbage
() Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
() Eaten a booger

SO FAR: 5

Level 6
(x) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
() Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
() Driven in a 7 seater van by youself
(x) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
() Driven yourself home to the wrong house

SO FAR: 7. Dun drive either :3

Level 7
() Put dirty dishes in the fridge
() Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
(x) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard (The juice was asking for it <.<
() Put salt in your coffee
(x) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

SO FAR: 9

Level 8
() Jumped over a car (I should try that ^^)
() Jumped out of a moving car
() Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
() Jumped off a bridge
() Jumped off your house

SO far: 10

Level 10
(x) Forgot where you live
(x) Forgot your own birthday
() Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR: 11

Level 11
(x) Walked into a Pole
(x) Walked into a Wall
(x) Walked into someone
(x) Walked into a parked car

SO FAR: 15

Level 12
() Won A Burping contest
() Burped the alphabet
() Burped just to break the silence
() Burped too hard and threw up

SO FAR: 15. Burping is rude D=

Level 13
(x) Eaten a whole bag of chips
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice (=w= hehehe.)

SO FAR: 17

Level 14
() Caught picking your nose
() Caught going to the bathroom outside
() Caught with your pants down
() Caught having sex
() Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR: 17

Level 15
() Shoved something up your nose
(x) Picked your nose and studied what came out ( This is getting amusing.)
() Picked your nose till it bled
() Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
() Blew your nose so goddamn hard your whole body hurt

SO FAR: 18

Level
(x) Told a lie
(x) Been caught in a lie
(x) Lied to cover a lie
() Lied to cover your ass
() Lied to an undercover hooker cop

SO FAR: 21

Level 17
(x) Laughed at someone in pain
(x) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
(x) Laughed at a funeral
(x) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR: 25

Level 18
() Written A Letter To Santa Claus
() Believed in Santa past the age of 8
() Believed your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
() Believed you were never too old for trick or treating

SO FAR: 25. :3

Level 19
() Threw a party for yourself
(x) Threw a ball at yourself
() Threw up on yourself
() Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch
() Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

SO FAR: 26

Level 20
(x) Pretended to know what you are doing
(x) Pretended you were hot shit (Just for laughs X3)
(x) Pretended you weren't listening
(x) Pretended you were Spiderman

SO FAR: 30

Level 22
(x) Fell on the sidewalk
(x) Fell down the stairs
(x) Fell UP the stairs
(x) went Sledding down the stairs

SO FAR: 34

Level 23
() Tried to do a real cool back flip
() and busted your ass
(x) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
(x) and didn't lift your feet, retard

SO FAR: 36

Level 24
(x) Ate food that you just kinda found
() Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
(x) Ate something nasty to get a laugh (Marmite.)
() Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR: 38

Level 25
(x) Cried when you hurt yourself
(x) Cried when you didn't get your way
() Cried over spilled milk
() Cried after sex

SO FAR: 40

Level 26
() Gone swimming naked
() Gone swimming in a strangers pool
() Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
() Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
() Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ

SO FAR: 40

Level 27
(x) Rode a Pony
() Rode a Donkey
() Rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome race car
() Rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
() Rode the dog

SO FAR: 41

Level 28
() Locked yourself out of your house
() Locked yourself out of your car
(x) Locked yourself IN the car
(x) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
() Tangled yourself up in a rope
() Tangled yourself up in a hose
() Locked yourself in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR: 43

Level 29
() Over-cooked a fancy meal
() Over-cooked the EasyMAC
() Over-cooked a pop-tart
() Over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
() Over-cooked yourself at the beach

SO FAR: 43

Level 31
() Bitten plastic fruit
(x) Bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(x) Bit down before the fork got in your mouth
() Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it ( I did the opposite XD The soda can was empty and I thought was empty thereby flinging it at Sarah. But it still had sp,e soda in it. She got really pissed :3 )
(x) Overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasn't there

SO FAR: 46

Level 32
() Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa
() Shaved your eyebrows
() Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! Sweet irony (I'd like to try that X3)

TOTAL: 47
Repost this with the title:
I've Done ___ of the 120 stupidest things

^^ Not bad.

And I'm currently eating a cheesecake c:

Hehehe....happy 4th of July and shit you guys =3 I seriously wanna go to Swibbly's thing. It looks like fun :3 Hope ll goes well for you, dude!

Just to make this journal whiny, here's some other stuff.

The PC is getting locked with a password again so less internet for me :'D This is because my parents hate my over using.. This is why we don't take drugs, kids ^^ The internet is a drug. A very delicious and recreational drug :3

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Than you mom and dad ^^ This is my "I-don't-give-a-fuck-face:"



HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!