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Something Creepy

Mon Oct 19, 2009, 4:04 AM

Mood: Lonely
Listening to: The Beast and The Harlot - Avenged Sevenfold
Reading: Watchmen

Other than that big-ass camel spider that invaded the house yesterday, I got a creepy little text from Dubai Police that for once, is in English:

"your suggestion--our excellence".

Why why why why why why WHY does that sound so creepy?! Not even regular creepy too. It's a porny kind of creepy. Very porny, sexual creepy. *Runs off to find some weapons and holy water*

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~Mech-Maker Oct 19, 2009, 5:06:03 AM

DDD8 CAMEL SPIDER!!? Those bastards scare the hell out of me. >>

D: and that is an oddly creepy text.

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~Invader-Sideos Oct 19, 2009, 6:24:40 AM

Wow... the Dubai Police are on to you!

QUICK! MAKE FOR MEXICO!

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Ich Lieb Dich Mari

*Twisted-Bat Oct 19, 2009, 8:21:23 AM

Seriously D8 At one point after I called my dad to kill it with bug spray, we left the room to get paper to throw it outside and avoid squishing it. When we returned to the room, my dad was like "o.o Where'd it go?" This was followed by me jumping a foot into the air and running for the hills (a.k.a. stairs XD). Luckily, it was still there. It was just barely alive =_=;

It is D: And coming from the police too.

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*Twisted-Bat Oct 19, 2009, 8:22:12 AM

OHFUCK. *Packs all my shit into a Mary Poppins suitcase and heads for MEXICO*

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~Invader-Sideos Oct 19, 2009, 1:20:12 PM

MEXICO IS THE LAND OF FREEDOOOOOM!

And mexican food

Ich Lieb Dich Mari

~Invadertaj Oct 19, 2009, 7:00:44 PM

omfg camel spider! Those things could like eat my foot, and I wear size electn shoe!!
Holy crap, the debuia whatevar cops be wanting u for some adult videos xDD creepy

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*Sanoon Oct 20, 2009, 3:09:40 AM

Camel Spiders! D= Spiders scare me,and spiders that are that big mortify me! AHH!

...That text sounds like a lame business slogan.

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*Twisted-Bat Oct 20, 2009, 4:21:16 AM

SERIOUSLY. So freaking scary :c

It does. But it also sounds incredibly creepy and makes the police sound like stalkers.

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*Twisted-Bat Oct 20, 2009, 4:24:23 AM

Seriously D: So big..and creepy..

D8 It swear it wasn't me that molested that little boy!

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